February 2012
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January 2012
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This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...
– Gary Provost (via selfinspiration)
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No excuses. No apologies.No regrets: To recap,... →
barackfuckingobama:
textbooknarcissism:
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-Made a decision that made it almost universally possible for women to get affordable birth control (Yay for women!)
-Rejected the Keystone XL Pipeline (Yay for the environment!)
-Denounced SOPA (Yay for the first amendment!)
-Sang Al Green (Yay for everyone)
Say what you want, I still believe in Hope.
I still like you, Obama. I...
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Is it total crackpot day again?
– Josh Lyman, the West Wing (via pinkand-yellow)
The next time I interview for a job, I'm going to...
Interviewer: What interests you about our company?
Me: I hate it and think it should be dismantled.
Interviewer: What are your primary qualifications for the job?
Me: I would systematically destroy your company.
Interviewer: Why do you want to destroy our company?
Me: Your company has a successful and diverse market line and a global presence. But when it was incorporated, the founders had envisioned a little mom and pop operation. I think we need to return to their vision.
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Barack Obama singing Born This Way
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November 2011
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Message to Obama!
WOW.
Ask!
Always wondered why nobody has ever asked me anything on here…
Then I realised I didn’t have my ‘ask’ enabled…
So ASK ME SOMETHING! :)
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There’s a fucking art to the first term because you’re always running for a...
– Chris Rock
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September 2011
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