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The next time I interview for a job, I'm going to try the Ron Paul approach

Interviewer:
What interests you about our company?
Me:
I hate it and think it should be dismantled.
Interviewer:
What are your primary qualifications for the job?
Me:
I would systematically destroy your company.
Interviewer:
Why do you want to destroy our company?
Me:
Your company has a successful and diverse market line and a global presence. But when it was incorporated, the founders had envisioned a little mom and pop operation. I think we need to return to their vision.
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